i read that somewhere, i think over at my ex-blogger site.... that was the name of some chick's blog. pretty fucking cool if you ask me, wish i'd thought of it first, lol... anyway i think it's pretty fitting for me considering the shitty situation i'm in right now. no love interest and doing way too much for nothing at the old 9 to 5er joint. fuck 'em all!!!

anyway i got to meet america's favorite socialite.... MISS PARIS HILTON!!! hell yeah. i dont like the heffer much, but she does do some pretty dumb shit and, while under heavy medication and a few bong hits... she can be pretty fucking hilarious. i got an autographed picture and a hug. stood in line for about an hour. here's the funny part though.... i got the last autograph... afterwards her publicist or agent or whatever cut the lines off, and some lady got up on stage and said that she wasn't signing shit anymore because she was gonna miss her flight to Miami so all the people who were still in line were just gonna pass by where she was sitting and say hello, they weren't getting anything LOLOL!!!! i walked out of there so fast, bad knee and everything. we were in a very ghetto mall in california so chances of me getting jumped and mugged for my autograph were pretty high. oh well.

so mr. cleighten asked me a question: am i part-time lezzie? i must answer his question:

i'm a lezzie... a fucking hot one i might add, lolol... but i still find the opposite sex attractive and i wont hide that.  ill flirt and do the tease thing, and if he flirts back then fuck it, its all good. aint no shame in my game baby. but i won't fuck guys anymore. it's fun and all but sex with girls is way better. and when its time to get freaky we have the option of attaching the dick LMAO!! j.k

my knee is bothering me again. i dont wanna go to the doc though. last time i went to the doc and told him my knee was hurting he said i needed more surgery. i dont want that shit to happen again im sick of limping around and having to wear extra clothing during the winter time. i feel so old!! osteoarthritis on a 24 year old bitch aint cool dude. anyway i guess i'm outta here... bitch ass paris made me wait 2 hrs in line for a fucking autograph. FUCK YOU PARIS!! oh yeah i almost forgot to tell you guys....... there was this group of guys and girls just across from the perfume section that were yelling out: "we want to be in your porno, Paris!!" fucking hysterical. nite, guys!!

That's cool that you got to meet Paris.. She has weird titties.. You'd think she would have gotten those fixed or something. Did you ever see the South Park episode with Paris Hilton in it? Oh man it was a fucking classic.

But could you show us a pic of you?? Well lezzie or not I still think your fucking cool. I have to agree sex with girls is better... though I think I might be a little biased.

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Ahhh too bad your a lez!! Now I know what they mean when women look at gay guys and say what a waste! LOL. It's cool though, you gotta do what makes you happy. Even if you'd make some lucky guy a cute girlfriend.

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