happy weekend my little blog minions!!

its yet another saturday night and im chillin at home with a sore throat. our weather has been pretty shitty the past few days and that is what made my immune system weak. therefore i will stay up until midnite and watch the soft core porn on cinemax and showtime, probably rub one or two off and go to bed. sounds like a great plan!

so butch/dyke girl and i went out last friday night. i didn't want to but she sounded  pretty desperate because her latest fling was being a bitch to her and she called me drunk and begged me to come out to the lezzie clubs to chill. i made the mistake of telling her that i was at my suppliers house chillin, and she wanted some wacky tobacky. and that she'd pay me later. i bought a dime but charged butch/dyke girl 20 hahaahhaaaahahahaaa!!!! well it was funny for me, i had 10 extra bucks in my pocket, yey! anyway we met up and she was already wasted. as soon as i got to the club i didnt even get to walk in. we had to walk all the way back to my car, so she could spark it up. the dumb bitch told me she didn't eat anything the entire day but a twinkie and redbull. she didnt tell until after she was done smoking. so naturally i got pissed and told her she was stupid.

we walk into the club and she's acting all retarded, slurring her words and laughing at nothing. the hot bartender... (she is so goddamn fine) looks at her, then looks at me and im just like... she's so done, can you get her a sprite or something? i'll have a corona.... then i tried to convince butchy bitch to walk to the gas station so she could have a burger or hotdog or something. the alcohol and bud won't come down unless she ate something kinda solid. finally after 45 mins. of watching her stumble and almost eat shit we got her something to eat. i talked to a few cuties, she laughed and talked to herself... and called it a night. im never doing that again, she can fuck herself up on her own next time. she wanted to hook up again tonight but im feeling way under the weather.

work is going okay for now, but im hoping to get outta there sometime after doing my taxes in april.  although i really need the money now, i gotta hang on for a few more months. i dont wanna get all anxious and leave without having anything to fall back on yet. im half assing the bartending school thing, i lost all motivation to do it. one of my friends said why im planning to waste my intelligence on being a bartender.... "so you can get gawked at by a bunch of drunken fat bastard fuckers?!".... uhh, yeah. duhh! the drunker they are the more tips i get. and god blessed me with some tig-ol'-bitties, what more could i ask for? lolol.... im not planning to bartend for a living, its just something i want to do for some extra cash on the side, no big deal. oh well, we'll see what happens.... anyway thats my latest update, nothing new to report. im boring, my life's boring, and im not getting any funtime in bed. except with myself. which is getting boring as well. if i keep going at the rate im going ill have the strongest right forearm in california. LOLOL!!!   eww, thats nasty. see ya later children.....

As you can see I have the biggest forearm in Alabama!
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OOPS.. Ok here we go,, my huge mastabatory forearm! LMFAO

LMAO!!!! ive never wanted you more, cleighten LOL!!